12/29/2023 0 Comments Epic rap battles of history weird alThe universe is infinite, but this battle is finished. While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Leibniz,Īnd hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business. We got a badass over here plus, I got your back, Nye!Īstrophysics black guy Hayden Planetary fly.īy the way, the answer to your little calculation is i, Why don't you pick on a brain your own size? (Own size!) The integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base e of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what?! Neil deGrasse Tyson: I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in!Īnd I will leave you with a page from a book I wrote at half your age to rebut: I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding, and You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes!Įvery action has an equal and opposite reaction Well, I conclude that your methods are the wackest! 'Cause I hypothesize that you're about to get beat! Isaac Newton: I rap sharp like a needle in your eye! (Oh!) You don't wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye! (Why?) Your work on orbits was exemplary, but your circle of friends was shoddy! (Oh!) You wrote the book on gravity, but you couldn't attract no body! You freaked out, started counting coins for the bank, and you sure didn't have no wife! (Ooh!) What'd you do with the back half of your life? What I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show,īut now I do what I gotta do to make sure scientific thought can grow!Īnd I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride. While I create the science you explain to kids! Bill Nye: I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with! Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a bleep or a bloop or another wacky sound effect! You wanna battle, guy? That's a crazy notion!įirst law! Did you catch that? Or did it go too fast to detect? You're no match for me! You got a bach degree! I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree! They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me? EpicLLOYD as Carl Sagan (reused footage, cameo)
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